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[personal profile] sum posting in [community profile] dear_player
Been a while. Gonna be a while longer, too, 'fore we're back off to the races.

Still — looks like we're in for a good time, don't you think? Everyone's got a little more spring in their step.
Jul. 28th, 2017 08:59

[ Mid-Fuck ] + BONUS

[personal profile] sexy_sockie posting in [community profile] bakerstreet



Are you tired of building up to the act? Do you sometimes wish for a chance to skip the conversation and go straight for the scenario you've always wanted to experience?

In that case, rejoice! This meme was made for you.

THE RULES:
  1. Post with your character in the middle of having sex.
  2. Any scenario and level of description is allowed!
  3. Other characters reply as your character's partner in that fuck!
  4. Keep going and finish the act.
  5. Go for another round or have fun with cuddling and afterplay.
  6. Have fun!

( + ONE SMUTTY BONUS MEME HERE AT THE LOVE HOTEL )

Jul. 28th, 2017 08:47

Another monthly problem

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[personal profile] matingseason posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
THE IN HEAT/IN RUT AU MEME
not an alpha/beta/omega meme


There's no need for elaborate backstories for this AU. You go into heat, rut, whatever you'd like to call it. You've always done so since you were of age to do so. It's a socially accepted norm, and people have gotten used to the difficulties that come with the mating seasons. Life goes on.

Isn't this alpha/beta/omega, then? No, not at all. In this meme, there are no gender-variant genitalia unless your character comes prepackaged with those. No giant cocks - again, unless your character is already packing - or self-lubricating assholes or anal wombs, and no knotting. Unless that's your thing. There's also no set in stone roles with regards to dominance and submission, and some people do not even feel the inclination towards either. Still, there are a few similarities, mainly being that the pheromones of others can put someone into heat that was not in it before and the bond between mates. In addition, some humans/human-stand-ins have created packlike dynamics in response, but this is not universal.

In this meme, it's just regular old human...oids feeling the urge for sex. And by "urge," we of course mean all-consuming drive. If characters choose to ignore that urge, it will backfire on them. The more they put it off, the more they will lose their control, becoming more irritable and aggressive, and eventually be nothing but a rutting animal until the need to mate is satisfied. Not all heats call for mating, of course, and most people can just relieve themselves, but when you do mate, you feel the urge to stay by their side and essentially "nest." These desires don't always pan out into offspring, and mating isn't forever unless it's mutually decided upon. However, impregnating your mate is said to be one of the most euphoric experiences a person can have, even if some people only mate because they want to utterly possess someone, as mates are bonded for a while.

If there's anything that's to your fancy that's been left out, go ahead and add it in. Play it how you'd like!

HOW TO PLAY

  • Comment with your character and preferences.

  • Include what you're interested and not interested in.

  • Respond to others!


Read more... )
Jul. 28th, 2017 15:08

Dickie is worried

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[personal profile] glovepuppet posting in [community profile] dear_player
Won't the boss notice I'm gone? That there's suddenly no more Dickie? Won't he be cross?

[ Dickie can't stop wiggling his legs. ] Why is meeting new people good? Meet plenty of fucking customers every night.

Not going to- to make a friend. Not pretty enough or sweet enough. Icky. Icky Dickie.
Jul. 28th, 2017 15:01

(no subject)

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[personal profile] glovepuppet posting in [community profile] sixwordstories
Sometimes Dickie gets a bit lonely.
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Jul. 28th, 2017 08:24

Ask Me Anything!

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[personal profile] sprinklesontop posting in [community profile] bakerstreet

Ask Me Anything!

Everyone has their own story, whether they're the protagonist or some measly side character, and people want to hear yours!


Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.


Here are some examples:
  • Ask a MgRonald's cashier!
  • Ask someone who studies Titans for a living anything.
  • Everyone ships me with my best friend, AMA. (also, help)
  • My life revolves around pitting animals against each other, ask me about Pokemon.
  • I met Goku in a meme once, AMA.
  • Ask a guy who gets 10 minutes of screentime.
Jul. 28th, 2017 08:24

Ask Me Anything!

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[personal profile] sprinklesontop posting in [community profile] fortanon

Ask Me Anything!

Everyone has their own story, whether they're the protagonist or some measly side character, and people want to hear yours!


Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.


Here are some examples:
  • Ask a MgRonald's cashier!
  • Ask someone who studies Titans for a living anything.
  • Everyone ships me with my best friend, AMA. (also, help)
  • My life revolves around pitting animals against each other, ask me about Pokemon.
  • I met Goku in a meme once, AMA.
  • Ask a guy who gets 10 minutes of screentime.
Jul. 27th, 2017 21:29

dirty dares, done dirt cheap

[personal profile] dumbmemes posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
THE SMUTTY ANON DARE MEME




♉ You know the drill. Post your characters, any preferences on gender, age, and anything else relevant. A kink list is highly recommend.

♍ Look for others to anonymously dare to perform a kink and tell them who to perform it with! This can be as general or specific as you please!

♓ Play those puppies out, and make sure to do your own dares!

♒ Keep in mind that no one is obligated to carry out any kink requests or play out any threads! If someone says no or doesn't reply, please respect their wishes!

Jul. 27th, 2017 21:28

dirty dares, done dirt cheap

[personal profile] dumbmemes posting in [community profile] fortanon
THE SMUTTY ANON DARE MEME




♉ You know the drill. Post your characters, any preferences on gender, age, and anything else relevant. A kink list is highly recommend.

♍ Look for others to anonymously dare to perform a kink and tell them who to perform it with! This can be as general or specific as you please!

♓ Play those puppies out, and make sure to do your own dares!

♒ Keep in mind that no one is obligated to carry out any kink requests or play out any threads! If someone says no or doesn't reply, please respect their wishes!

Jul. 27th, 2017 21:20

More than partners

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[personal profile] anonconda posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
MORE THAN PARTNERS


You two are a complimentary duo, a team that many would envy. One leads, the other follows. One offers support or intel or back up to the other, or perhaps even medical help for the other, the beserker or powerhouse. Whatever your cause may be - working for an organization, working for yourselves, adventuring, demon hunting, fighting giants, protecting humanity from rogue alchemists, or just living life in a situation that calls for a "partnership" - you work like a well-oiled machine.

But it's more than partnership. You look out for each other, watch each others' backs. No one will hurt your partner on your watch.

But it's more than that, too. More than anyone can ever know. You two care for one another nearly more than anyone else in the world (or perhaps more "nearly" involved), and you're partners in a different way as well...or, at least, you're dangerously skirting that line.

Even if that's a dangerous game, there's one thing for certain: you can't and won't let any affections and emotions get in the way of making sure they stay safe.

➳ Comment with your character's name and any preferences. You can also mention which "side" of the partnership you'd like to play, though that's optional.
➳ Reply to other characters.
Jul. 28th, 2017 03:21

voicetesting; canon is swan lake

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[personal profile] actiii posting in [community profile] dear_player
Did I think you had forgotten me, did I think you had discarded me? Yes. It has been a while, mundane. I have waited long and I did not wait in vain, for you described me in great detail, you wrote me back to life so vividly. Do you feel satisfied, do you feel happy? I aim only to please myself, you must know, but you may have a sliver of my satisfaction, if you so wish. I hand it to you willingly. Here.

In return, find me an Odette - or some other maiden to watch, I shall gladly learn new traits, new features, new habits. Gladly I transform myself, my body blinks in and out of focus. See! It is ready. I am my own, but I mirror by second nature. I might well be a bird of prey, but my wings are no less soft for it, they swipe everything clean in their wake.

Let us play, mundane. Come then, let us play.
Jul. 27th, 2017 19:13

(no subject)

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[personal profile] holygunslinger posting in [community profile] dear_mun
I'm not going anywhere until you get me better icons. I've been toting these things with me since what, 2007? It's time for a high quality upgrade. Gotta look my best, after all. Cleanliness is next to -- don't look at me like that.
[personal profile] c6h12o6 posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
THE UNFORTUNATE EVENTS MEME

Today is really your unlucky day. All the good luck you amassed with your good deeds or rituals in the name of dark gods is suddenly gone, leaving behind only an endless stream of surprising coincidences and unfortunate events. Hoped to have a peaceful day? Not so fast! First you'll have to deal with a stream of black cats, falling buckets and broken pipes.

  • Post with your character, their fandom and pairing preferences (if any) on the meme. (Note that most options are open to PG and NC-17 situations, so you might want to specify what you're looking for.)
  • Go to Random.org and roll to discover what's going to happen to you!
  • Tag around and have fun threading with people!
  • Make sure to be considerate and amazing to each other.
Read more... )

{slightly altered from a meme by [personal profile] sparkworkers}
Jul. 27th, 2017 17:33

I want to be your last first time

[personal profile] cutenonny posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
THE ❝FIRST TIME❞ MEME

RULES! 
♥ Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom.
♥ When replying, RNG for a number between 1 and 7. The number you get corresponds with the kind of "first time" sex you're having
♥ Go from there! The sky's the limit.
THE LIST! 
01] Romantic | You waited and waited and waited for the right moment to take this final step with your partner, and it really paid off; neither of you can imagine this night (or day!) to be any better than it is right now. 

02] The Only Time | You know somewhere in your heart that you won't be getting a second chance for this. The relationship is forbidden, or they're moving away, or you're moving away, or something is tearing this relationship apart, and that may be the last thing you want.

03] Set-Up | ... Oh. Well. Someone nudged you and this other person together, the one that you may have loved or hated or been friends with your entire life. It isn't completely by choice, but it doesn't sound like that bad of an idea... Or maybe it does. Who knows?

04] Experience Difference | One of you knows exactly what to do, and the other doesn't! Maybe they're just a natural at this kind of thing... or maybe there's a thing or two they haven't told you yet.

05] Hesitant | One (or both) of you aren't quite sure if you're ready for this next big step... at the same time, you want this to happen, though the thought makes butterflies flutter around in the pit of your stomach.

06] Awkward | It feels like everything that can go wrong does go wrong. Relax? You can't relax! This is s-s-s-s-sex-- oh, boy, there's another mistake.

07] Wildcard | This is the "other" option. Choose any of the above or create your own!

[credit goes to [community profile] connikebox]
Jul. 27th, 2017 16:16

you lied to me before.

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[personal profile] shitglasses posting in [community profile] bakerstreet


TRUTH MEME
Sometimes, you have to tell the truth. No, I mean, you have to. Maybe it's magic, or a promise, or nanobots; who knows. But you have to tell the truth, and everyone knows it. Of course, do half-tuths count? What about lying by omission? That's up to you, and how far you want this curse, this ailment, to go. The only thing that can't be escaped is the truth, whatever form that truth takes.

What happens next?

You decide.
  • Post your character to the meme.
  • They have to tell the truth when they're asked questions.
  • What others ask is up to them. Nothing is off limits.
  • Your character has to answer... eventually.
  • Tag around and ask other characters questions!
Jul. 27th, 2017 13:38

(no subject)

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You're late for our lunch meeting.
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Jul. 27th, 2017 12:48

(no subject)

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[personal profile] yohko posting in [community profile] bakerstreet
 The Love Letter Meme



Apparently, your character (or someone else) has given another character a note. Or vice versa. It's not just any note, either: it's a *~*LOVE LETTER*~ * Now it's time to face the music. Was this all a joke? Or was this meant to be in total secret but somehow you were figured out?

How this works:
→ Leave a comment with the usual information in the subject line: character name, fandom. Any preferences, including what you don't want, should be included as well. 
→ Congratulations, either your character (or some prankster on your behalf) has given someone else a love letter or someone is giving yours one right now!
→ Tag around.
→ BONUS ROUND. Include the letter itself. Be creative!
→ Feel free to roll RNG (1-8) if you cannot come up with scenarios of your own. 
→ Have fun, and be excellent to each other!
  • 1 — Simply put: a love letter sent between lovers. (No secrets here. Do you reply in person or with a letter of your own?)
  • 2 — DO U LIEK ME? CIRCLE YES OR NO (The agony of waiting is too much!)
  • 3 — Love confession. (I can't say it but I can write it.)
  • 4 — Text message. (ILU or even sexting!)
  • 5 — Prank. (Note? What note? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.)
  • 6 — Strangers. (Um, I think this belongs to you?)
  • 7 — Mistaken identity. (No, that was supposed to go to Sandy E. Smith! Not Sandy F. Smith!)
  • 8 — Fuck da police. (In other words, the random/whatever option.)
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